So to make a long, sad story short, I’ll just give the short details of why 2008 has really blown out all the stops when it comes to people stealing my stuff.

Exhibit A: Broken door handle + friend who leaves door unlocked = stolen CDs. Sad day, but he felt really bad about it….

Exhibit B: The Great Bike Theft When I was taking out the recycling before heading over to my mom’s for good ‘ole Thanksgiving, I noticed that the bike of my dreams was stolen, right out from under my steps outside.  …jerks…

Exhibit C: People are Just Freakin’ Rude My car was broken into while sitting across the street in front of my house Saturday night while I was setting up my Christmas tree.  Not only was my stereo stolen (that I got as a Christmas gift last year), but the buttfaces ripped off my dashboard, broke it in 2 pieces, and busted out my driver’s side window.  So when I woke up yesterday to go to church, my car was filled with snow and covered in broken glass…

So moral of the story is my 2009 new year’s resolution this year will be not to get robbed!