Dear Friends (And by ‘friends,’ of course, i mean all of the people who come to my blog accidentally, looking for Karl Marx pictures or a how-to about 3D glasses):
Pictured above is a super cute tote that won my heart over at House Industries. They are also fine markers of font collections, children’s toys, and enough stuff with an ampersand on it to fill your heart with such joy that there would be real fear of eminent explosion among you and your loved ones.
But what I’m asking of you today, my 3D movie-watching proletarian friends, is that by purchasing this tote and sending it to me, you can surely pay me back in full all the disappointment I gave to you when you ventured here on accident that very first time.
I look forward to your angry letters of disgust enclosed in the above tote arriving at my door soon.
Thank you, Comrades,
Astrid & Inez